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Okay so I'm flying home with my friend Carrie on the 8th to pick up a car my stepdad is selling me. My question is this: I would love to hang out in Portland for a while because she hasn't ever been this far away from Jersey, soooooooo do either of you want to pick us up from the airport and hang out for a while??? Thing is we'd need a ride to Winslow but of course I would generously reimburse you for gas expenses.

last night.

jen we need to talk....kthnxbye.


I may or may not have made a few bad decisions.

Oh god.

bros

Jenfah: i was telling colin the other day that you are the only person that can ever cheer me up


That makes me really happy.

Also i'm pretty much a gay man in a gay mans body.

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3 most used tags

that I use are Jen, Joey and Pussy

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to jen

I finally uploaded new user pics... no more M-A-N-D-A.


I did this for you.

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Lil Bro

So in case you didn't already know, I'm pretty much in love with my little brother so here are some sexy pictures of him.
this is proof that I'm a midget or that he has 7 inches on me. you decide.

If he wasn't my brother I'd marry him. I want to meet somebody exactly like him.

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Best of 2007

In absolutely no particular order
The Only 3 Albums that were any good in 2007
Cassadaga - Bright Eyes
New Wave - Against Me
No World For Tomorrow - Coheed and Cambria


Songs of 2007(that aren't on the albums above)
I Get Money - 50 cent
Icky Thump - White Stripes
1234 - Feist
The Pretender - Foo Fighters
Down Boy - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Dashboard - Modest Mouse
Satan Said Dance - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Clumsy - Fergie
Starz - Just Jack

Most listened to songs of 2007 that didn't come out in 2007
Jukebox Hero - Foreigner
Paradise by the Dashboard Light - Meatloaf
Always be my Baby - Mariah Carey
Girls - Beastie Boys
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
Hang Me Up to Dry - Cold War Kids
Too Shy - Kajagoogoo
Loving, Touching, Squeezing - Journey
Set Fire to the Face on Fire - Blood Brothers
I Wish I Was a Baller - Too Short
None of Your Business - Salt n' Pepa
I'm a Survivor (Reba Theme Song)- Reba McIntire

Honestly those were the songs that came to mind right away.

Movies
The Simpsons
Superbad
Hot Fuzz
Walk Hard
Blades of Glory
Alpha Dog

These were also the only movies I saw that came out in 2007

Movies I saw in 2007 but didn't come out in 2007
Hard Candy
AbFab seasons 5&6 and the Christmas Special
Fast Food Nation
Pretty in Pink

Yeah I'm pretty out of it when it comes to movies

Television
Good Eats
What Not to Wear
Planet Earth


Foods
Okay I stole this from a website but I agree, it's the top food trends.
Bite-size desserts
Locally grown produce
Organic produce
Flatbread
Bottled water
Specialty sandwiches
Asian appetizers
Espresso/specialty coffees
Whole-grain bread
Mediterranean cuisine
Pan-seared items
Fresh herbs
Latin American cuisine
Exotic mushrooms
Salts
Grilled items
Pomegranates
Grass-fed items
Free-range items
Pan-Asian cuisine
I would also like to add Diet Pepsi
Feta cheese
and Catfish

Biggest Tits of 2007

I would like to nominate me AND my uncle for fourth place.



that about wraps it up.

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skinny...sexy??

So, I somehow stumbled upon a pro anorexia community and there was a link to a site www.prettythin.com and they had this posted on there-

Let's face it... Being Ana takes it's toll on our bodies, inside and out. So here are some helpful tips on keeping up lookin' good on the outside.

  • At a certain weight, which is different for everyone, you will lose your period. This is a good thing because it means that you’re losing weight. Still, it would be wise if you’d take calcium supplements, if you don’t already. Don’t let your mother find out about your lost period because she will most likely take you to the doctor. Never under any circumstances tell a doctor that you’ve lost your period. They will have you in an eating disorder clinic faster than you can say "What the hell?". Before you go to the doctor’s, make sure that you have a date to tell them in case they ask about your last period, and make sure the date is believable.
  • As you lose weight, your skin will become dry and sallow and it will heal slowly. Make sure that you use LOTS of lotion where it is needed and take a multivitamin. If you lose enough weight, your body will develop lanugo, which is a very fine downy hair that covers your body. It can easily be removed with a mild depilatory followed by hydrocortisone cream.
  • Your hair and nails will suffer do to lack of suffiecient protein. Use volumizing shampoo and lots of conditioner to keep hair full and shiny. If you lose enough, eventually your hair will fall out. Sad, but true. Try to keep from pulling at the roots of your hair. Always put hair in loose ponytails instead of tight ones. Also, keep your nails polished. Low circulation to your fingertips make your nails turn blue and that’s a thing doctors look for.

Eating disorders are sooooo cool and sexy, I wish I had one.

But seriously, it's so sad there are girls that feel like that.  so so sad.

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Orono

So I was just thinking about when I lived in Orono with Jen and how our nasty ass bathroom was decorated with Pop Punk posters and cd booklets. I mean it was plastered with Blink 182 and Sum 41. We thought it would make it easier to shit.

lezbo

I just spent about 20 minutes looking at pussy on the show_your_pussy community while I should be doing my research paper that is due tomorrow.